Crazy.Weird.Me

I like that one better. Pick any freakin’ dress and let’s go home!

I don’t think that blouse and that skirt go well together. I am gay

When I speak with Americans, I have my American accent, and I will talk about NC, my time there, all the things I love about America… my persona changes, my personality changes.

When I speak with the British, I have my British accent, and I will talk about football (not soccer), Manchester United, my time in England and how much I love it there and how driving on their side makes more sense than in America… again, my personality changes to be more “British”

I now live in Australia. When I speak with australians I am australian. I talk about the barbie, the footie (if I have to although I hate it), Uni, Kevin Rudd, which is the best suburb and damn Connex for always being late… my personality changes again…

So who am I really? What is my true accent?

For when I hang out with Asians I put my Asian accent on and talk about how great Asia is, and that Western culture is so bad compared to Asian culture and like our food taste so much better (I even type differently haha)…

Anyone want to go eat? I want to go eat

Who wants to see this movie? Do we have to see this movie?

Who wants to see this movie? Doesn’t anyone else want to see this movie?

A one-on-one situation

Do you want to go to a movie? I’d eventually like to have sex with you.

Can I take you out to dinner? I’d eventually like to have sex with you.

Can I call you sometime? I’d eventually like to have sex with you.

May I have this dance? I’d eventually like to have sex with you.

Nice dress! Nice cleavage

You look tense. Let me give you a massage I want to fondle you.

First language = Music

Second language = English

Third language = Rant

I think people who get me are the ones that understand my first language.